Blame Canada

I was really hoping this would be performed at the Closing Ceremonies but what can ya do? Here's my tribute to the Glitch Games

Times have changed
The Games are getting worse
There isn't any snow
It makes Shaun White have to curse

Should we blame Mother Nature?
Or blame democracy?
Can't we blame everything on Tiger's adultery?

No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their foggy skies
It only makes Lindsey Vonn cry

Blame Canada, blame Canada
Ohno's medal hunt came to a halt
It's the Canadian judge's fault!

Don't blame me that you didn't win a gold medal
If you're competing for Korea
then for bronze you'll have to settle

And my boy Sven Kramer
had the weight of Holland on his shoulders
But blowing the 10,000m made the ice rink even colder

Well, blame Canada, blame Canada
It seem that everything's gone wrong
Since Vancouver came along

Blame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway.

Winter Olympics-Salt Lake City 2018
We have snow AND zambonis